Welcome to My Humanoid City

every single day

me: i’m tired
dad: it’s because of your computer
me: my eye hurts
mom: your computer
me: i’m hungry
parents: computer

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english boys: U ALRIGHT LUV

australian boys: oi give us a gob cunt

american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked

arab guys: you want to make friendship

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youjustinspiredme:

Follow HIM he is looking for a tumblr girlfriend and boyfriend
He wants to be nice to them and make them famous
He is choosing out of only new followers

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me in social situations: why

me when someone talks to me: why

me when nobody talks to me: why

me when i have to get out of bed: why

me when there's no food left: why

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youjustinspiredme:

Follow HIM he is looking for a tumblr girlfriend and boyfriendHe wants to be nice to them and make them famous He is choosing out of only new followers

youjustinspiredme:

Follow HIM he is looking for a tumblr girlfriend and boyfriend
He wants to be nice to them and make them famous
He is choosing out of only new followers

youjustinspiredme:

Follow HIM he is looking for a tumblr girlfriend and boyfriendHe wants to be nice to them and make them famous He is choosing out of only new followers

youjustinspiredme:

Follow HIM he is looking for a tumblr girlfriend and boyfriend
He wants to be nice to them and make them famous
He is choosing out of only new followers

youjustinspiredme:

Follow HIM he is looking for a tumblr girlfriend and boyfriendHe wants to be nice to them and make them famous He is choosing out of only new followers

youjustinspiredme:

Follow HIM he is looking for a tumblr girlfriend and boyfriend
He wants to be nice to them and make them famous
He is choosing out of only new followers

youjustinspiredme:

Follow HIM he is looking for a tumblr girlfriend and boyfriendHe wants to be nice to them and make them famous He is choosing out of only new followers

youjustinspiredme:

Follow HIM he is looking for a tumblr girlfriend and boyfriend
He wants to be nice to them and make them famous
He is choosing out of only new followers

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